marla-durden:

My whole entire life.

suzie-carmichael:

“ohmygosh see thats why i like you youre not like all the other black people”, the white girl says to the black girl, thinking she just gave her the highest of compliments.

That’s that shit I don’t like

when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners

(via suzie-carmichael)

I’m considering getting a fake id like I can’t deal with this summer of everyone turning 21 and me being stuck at home alone but I feel like buying one online is a bad idea someone help seriously

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I just facetimed my mom from downstairs. I’ve have this iphone for 3 days and it’s already making me into a horrible person lmao

My boss just texted me saying I don’t have to work tonight and I am so relieved because I have about 5 hours of spanish homework that’s due at midnight and there was no way I was going to get that done. I wanted money but I heard sunday nights are hell because we have a pot roast special and old people apparently love that shit. 

My parents let so much shit slide with my brother that I actually get giddy when they call him out over something

giantrobotanime:

this guy tagged his own picture as #cutest boy on the plant

i cant stop fucking laughing

(via ignorantatheist)

To whoever keeps stealing my nittany lion head off my car…………..